Sat. Apr 19th, 2025

No one saw it coming.

Police Launch Hilarious Investigation After Stuffed Animal “Murder” — and All Eyes Are on Their Own K9

This week, a shocking “crime” scene took over the Roseville Police Department in California — but this wasn’t your typical case.

Inside the department headquarters, officers discovered the remains of a lifeless victim: a stuffed animal.

Photos from the scene show the chaos — the plush monkey’s fluffy insides scattered across the floor, as an officer begins what looks like a serious investigation.

While it’s unclear if the stuffed monkey knew its attacker, one thing is certain — it didn’t stand a chance.

Though official details remain scarce, a closer look at the crime scene photos reveals a major clue: lurking in the background is a very suspicious onlooker — none other than the department’s own Crisis Comfort K9, Butter.

Butter, a beloved member of the police department since 2023, has built a reputation as a gentle, comforting presence. He’s known for providing emotional support to individuals facing stress, trauma, and crisis, and frequently visits schools, hospitals, and community events to lift spirits.

But now, officers are grappling with a tough question: could Butter, the dog known for bringing smiles, be behind this brutal plush attack?

“Butter is our #1 suspect at this time, and the motive remains a mystery,” the police department playfully admitted.

Of course, Butter remains innocent until proven guilty — and still a very good boy (at least for now).

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